Just found this in my inbox:

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.
As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, “good morning young
man, can you tell me where the Post Office is?”

The little boy replied, “Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla
blocks and turn to your right.”

The man thanked the boy kindly and said, “I’m the new pastor in town.  I’d
like for you to come to church on Sunday…I’ll show you how to get to
Heaven.”

The little boy replied with a chuckle.  “You’re bullshitting me, right?
……You don’t even know the way to the Post Office!”